- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
Having sex while pregnant improve the chances of getting pregnant.
you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it
my salt circle disagrees
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my stepdad hates it when i shorten his name to dick, especially since his name is steve.
(Source: mechastreisand)
hey man have u seen my updog?
no harold, what’s updog?
not much u?






